NEW TEACHER WITH AN OUTSTANDING FEATURE
BACK TO SCHOOL
-We're glad to have you, Mr. Iguchi. -Thank you. Uh, what is it?
-Are you kidding me or what? -No, not at all.
-That's fine, then. Good luck. -Thank you. See you then.
Is he all right?
Yeah, he had a great reputation at the previous school.
He was known as a caring teacher and a hard worker.
It's class 2-3. I hope they will open up to me.
-Just... -No, that's my job!
-...his face... -I'll make my class fun!
Yes, he has a pervert look.
Did you see the new teacher?
-He's gonna be our homeroom teacher! -For real?
He looks like a criminal.
His face gets dissed a lot.
I'm not sure about his face, but he seems nice.
-He looks guilty of sexual assaults. -He sure does.
You, too.
That's enough! You can't judge people by appearances.
Hairo!
You guys are just overreacting and being so rude to him.
Kuboyasu!
-Right, we're rude to the pervert teacher. -That pervert doesn't have to be that.
How rude.
That's already enough.
He should be here in no time.
Here it is. I'm so nervous.
Maybe I'm breathing hard and my face is blushing.
Here he is!
I shouldn't let them notice my nervousness.
I have to stay calm, walk in slowly...
and smile!
-He is a pervert! -He is.
What? They're so quiet.
Is something wrong?
No! Stop it, animal!
"Animal"?
It's an antonym for teacher.
Is she nervous? How can I make her relax? I know.
Don't be so nervous, Yumehara.
How did you know my name?
Because you're my student.
I spent a week memorizing their names.
Now I know all 11th graders' names.
Did he research me?
That's not quite right.
Not only your name, but your address, too.
Better stop right there.
No! I'm going to transfer schools!
Don't lose your mind, Yumehara! Mr. Iguchi, I need to talk with you!
I see. I get it now.
I've often been told that I appear suspicious or perverted.
I had totally forgotten about that.
-I'm sorry! We judged you wrong. -It's okay.
But I trust you that you won't set up a hidden camera in a girl's locker room!
Thank... What? Do you think I'd do that?
Wait a minute. I know people often get me wrong,
but look at me carefully one more time. Do I look like a liar?
Was that his most sincere look?
If you get to know me, you will never see me as a perverted teacher.
My name is Takumi Iguchi. I'm 25 years old.
It doesn't help much.
I've only been a teacher for three years.
Pervert...
Pervert.
I hope we will become more than just teacher and students.
Mr. Iguchi, stop sexually harassing us!
I had no idea how words change meaning depending on what someone looks like.
Keep 300 feet away from Teruhashi-san!
I didn't say any... Three hundred?
He can't even be in the classroom.
Stay away from me!
-We're in the same class. -You guys are late.
I don't want to be misunderstood.
Nendou-kun and Saiko-kun!
-Who the hell are you? -You have a funny face!
You too.
Ms. Shima is in charge of class 2. I'll be your homeroom teacher starting today.
You guys are 20 minutes late.
Sorry, sorry. I was chasing after a cat.
Will you let me go this time?
-What a sight! -He's just an idiot, but he scares him.
He's getting nervous.
Five or ten minutes can be excused, but 20 minutes is unacceptable.
It can't be helped, then.
-Okay, let's continue where we left off. -It's my way of saying hi.
Don't care about this poor dumb guy, but you'd better obey me, poor face.
-I can let you go this time... -I knew it.
...for attempting to buy me off.
I won't treat you with favoritism. You're late, too.
Mr. Iguchi! I'm sorry!
You didn't even give in to Saiko! You're the best teacher!
They finally understand him.
No problem at all! I'm so glad you accept me.
Well, it may take more time after all.
Let's continue where I left off...
THE DISASTER OF THE SCHOOL PHYSICAL
When I faced off against the guy, I instantly had a feeling
that he is the same sort of person as I am!
No doubt about it.
-He is a natural born pervert, too! -Wrong.
As I told you the other day, we're having physical exams today.
The girls will have medical exams in the nurse's office first.
Stop sharing exactly the same images.
What a drag. Right, buddy?
I do agree with Nendou on this matter.
Okay, don't move. Saiki, 66 inches.
Buddy, you haven't gotten any taller.
How do you know that? Creepy man.
Now, my turn.
Your chin.
Nendou, 75.3 inches.
What the hell? The same as last year?
Of course, we're stuck in a time loop.
As I previously explained, to stop the volcano from erupting,
I turned back time on the earth
and people are also restored each year.
So every living thing on earth doesn't get any older or any taller now.
Kaidou, 62.55 inches.
I shrank?
Tiny gaps may exist.
Try it again!
Your chin!
-62.51 inches. -Someone is trying to frame me!
So everybody gets similar results as last year's.
However, nobody gets suspicious about it
because I control their minds.
Stop laughing, bastard!
-There's Mr. Pervert. -So what?
I just wonder what Mr. Pervert is doing.
Stop calling him like that.
Yeah, he seems to be in a hurry.
Hey, what do you think about him?
-He has a funny face. -Not his face, his personality!
Hey, Nendou-kun and Kaidou-kun, we're gonna check your sitting height.
Tell me what your chin does.
-What was that? -It was from the school building.
Looks like there's a Peeping Tom.
Is Teruhashi-san alright?
-Is Teruhashi-san safe? -What about her?
Our Teruhashi-san!
Worry about other girls, too.
-Has anyone seen anyone suspicious? -Suspicious?
That's him!
I can't believe this!
Even though he failed, he tried to see me naked!
I'll never let the peeper get away with it!
-Yeah, right. -Good luck.
Aren't you guys really mad at him?
Hey! Where have you been?
There was a peeper!
-Really? -Go get him!
He was headed in the direction of the nurse's office.
It can't be...
That's right. Keep that thought to yourself.
It will just make things complicated, because...
The person standing outside the office was actually Mr. Iguchi.
He just passed by the nurse's office.
He wasn't peeping.
He just needed to go to the washroom. What a troublesome situation.
-You have to catch the peeper! -But he is lucky in one sense.
What a dirty guy! That really makes me sick!
He has no idea that he is the peeper.
If he knew, he'd make excuses, be labeled as a pervert and sent to jail.
So, it is best to leave it. Kaidou, don't say anything.
-I'll do whatever it takes to catch him. -And you, too.
Is he going to search for the peeper? So, it wasn't him after all?
-I'm counting on you. -Leave it to me!
I have to go to the washroom again.
I feel bad for suspecting him.
RUMBLING
-He's sweating! -He just needs to poo.
He seems like he's hiding something all of a sudden!
That he has to poo.
-I have to find out what he's hiding. -All you'll find is poo.
-He's gotta reveal everything. -You'll get poo.
-Hold on. -Saiki?
-He's saved... -Yo! Going to the nurse's office again?
-No, he wasn't! -What? Again?
-I've never visited the nurse's office. -Did he go to the nurse's office?
You headed toward the nurse's office during the physical exams.
I was just heading to the washroom.
-Nendou must have misunderstood. -Right, Mr. Iguchi wasn't involved.
-Was it the nurse's office? -He's panicking!
Mr. Iguchi, you have to explain!
It ended up this way after all.
Now all I can do to help him out is... He can do that.
Shoot! They've drawn the curtains.
Wait. The curtain is nearly blown up? It's blown up! Hey! What the hell!
Jeez. I couldn't watch it.
He actually just passed by.
-What? Where am I? -I'm sorry, Mr. Iguchi!
-I'm so sorry! -It's okay, guys.
Great job, buddy. You saved his life
by...
I... I'm sorry.
...sacrificing yourself.
VISITING A FRIEND'S HOUSE WHILE THEIR PARENTS ARE OUT
I'm hungry.
-How about going for some noodles? -It's a plan!
-Ramen noodles? -Yeah, you can join us if you want.
-No, I'm fine today. -Are you?
-Are you sure? -Yeah, I don't have money.
Why not? I thought you are working part time.
Someone asked me to lend them some money this morning.
-Were you scammed? -Were you robbed?
Not like that.
There was this brat crying in the street.
He'd found a cat that'd been run over, but he had no money to take it to a vet.
So I gave him all I had.
My, what a touching episode!
I'll treat you.
-What's wrong? -What happened next?
Did you take the boy to a vet?
-Why? -A kid can't go to a vet by himself.
A kid? He was a macho guy with a buzz cut and a flashy shirt.
Tell us that first!
-He wasn't a brat, after all! -It's obvious with that haircut!
-I won't treat you, then! -How about coming to my house?
My parents are out, so I can make some instant noodles.
-Really? -Sounds interesting.
No thanks.
Wait, my parents are out, too.
-It's the anniversary of our seventh date. -So, you eat on your own tonight.
I was going to eat out anyway.
-You're coming, right? -That's okay.
Here it is. That's my house. It used to be my grandparents' house.
Because my dad was a gang member, people hold grudges.
His hair...
He's beaten up those who messed up the walls, though.
Come on in. This is my room.
So punk.
You guys just relax. I'll go make some ramen noodles.
-But where should we sit? -Hey, why are you standing there?
-Come and sit here. -He is so part of it.
-I can sit here. -He's also playing a part
as a gofer.
This is so cliché, like something out of a gang movie.
Is this your first time, too?
I've been in the garage but not inside.
This looks like so much fun.
-Hey, don't touch them without asking him. -Well...
-Not much to see. -Stop snooping!
I think there is much to see.
How about this drawer?
You must stop, otherwise...
What are these... Hey! Why did you shut the drawer?
-Shut up! Stop snooping! -Nice move, Kaidou.
We didn't see anything.
Is this his photo album?
I said not to snoop...
He is tiny!
Even Aren was once a baby.
It should be safe to look at, I believe.
-Don't worry. It won't hurt you. -Right.
What kind of theory?
Let's see at what age he began to fall.
Yeah. Isn't it too young?
He started to fall at two months old!
HE WANTS TO PEEK
It's not his fault. It's because of his parents.
-He looks normal at one year old. -True.
-He is two. -So, it's only in that one photo.
-Three years old. -His hair is getting long.
-At the entrance ceremony in preschool. -Since preschool?
-He's been punk since then. -I didn't expect that.
-What are you doing? -Aren! This is not...
Ramen is ready.
Where did you find the album?
-Sorry we looked at it without asking you. -It's fine.
But don't you ever touch the second drawer, no matter what.
-That-- -I didn't even know there's a drawer!
This brings back memories. I was so full of myself back then.
-You went astray so early. -It must be his parents' doing.
Both of my parents were gang members, so we had lots of problems.
-He was such a scary parent. -Were you all right?
He was so harsh but didn't do anything wrong.
He was a gang leader,
but he straightened himself out after I was born.
He quit having a ducktail and long hair so he could start working seriously.
He takes life seriously.
I'd never tell him so, but I respect him.
I see. He's not here today, is he?
Don't be afraid.
He's been softer for a while now.
He was in a gang, but he is totally different from that bastard Nendou met.
-I'm home. -There he is.
-You're home early today. -Aren, you have guests?
Let me introduce them.
Nice to meet you!
REAN KUBOYASU AGE 36
-Yo! Good to meet you! -He is totally active in his career.
Hey, I met you this morning.
That's you! Thanks for your help this morning.
Was it you who borrowed money from him?
No problem at all. Was the cat okay?
Yeah, she is fine! Let me give you the money back.
You have a good buddy, Aren!
Yeah, right...
They couldn't help but have mixed feelings.
LET'S AIM FOR A DEBUT IN JUMP MAGAZINE!
KAIDOU'S HOUSE
My brother is going to have a secret meeting with his subordinates.
So I will go patrol around town so the Dark Reunion won't bother him.
-Hey, this is not right. -Look at this book.
-I get it now. -That's right.
-Finished! -That's perfect!
-Arlong from One Piece. -Do your homework.
Or I'll leave.
I'm pretending that I haven't finished yet so you can't copy it,
but I've already finished my homework.
You're really good at drawing.
You can be a manga artist.
It's not that easy!
Even if I can draw, I can't write a story.
What?
I can write a story.
Okay, they will never do homework.
Let's become manga artists together, Aren!
Because I'm not really a good artist.
Not really?
Hey, what are you planning without my consent?
Can you really write a story?
Yeah, I'm doing it in my own way, though.
This is my most recent work.
The title is Black Dragon Night.
It already sounds bad.
It consists of 13 notebooks,
so it will be about 42 volumes in manga format.
It's as big as Dragon Ball.
The story is based on my autobiography, though.
Then there shouldn't be that many volumes.
All right, let me see if it's good.
This is Planet Avante where genocides and destruction occur everywhere.
It's not autobiography.
Avante was once a peaceful place where 18 people called, "Illusional Wise Men..."
...people lived with fear inside the barriered wall called Life.
...as told of in the prophecy by the wise old man Rohm,
the effect of Life will be lost...
However, Eria was attacked by Skelton Men.
She was saved by a mysterious boy, Kaito.
How was it?
-Let's do homework! -What's wrong?
We're here to do homework, right?
Don't you have anything to say? What about you, Saiki?
Hey, look at me! How about you, Nendou?
I remember that Planet A-something was in danger.
Don't give up after the first line!
I'm shocked I get only negative feedback for a plot I spent three years on.
I'm shocked you spent that long on it.
No, hold on!
This story is not over yet.
There is a surprise ending coming up!
Like what?
Well, I can't tell you now.
They will be shocked if they find out Kaito is a Skelton Man.
What if Kaito is a Skelton Man? Too cheesy?
Of course. That's so boring. I already crossed that off the list of endings.
Hey, what will the ending be like?
-Let's do homework. -What's wrong?
I know! Kaito is not a Skelton Man but the other opponent, Eden!
That's it! How did you know that?
Shun, I think the story is not bad.
It'd be less impressive if the main character was a Skelton Man,
but if he was an Eden, that'd be dramatic.
Yeah.
I know! He belongs to a group that was separated from the main Eden,
and Skelton Men will come after him to reunite Eden!
-Then what? -He's getting into it.
It's the perfect Eden. The main character and heroine will start to realize it.
If only I wasn't here! The people and the planet I love!
It's a love story that breaks racial barriers! This is great, Shun!
-Yeah... -Can I draw a picture of Kaito?
Yeah, please! Character designs are important.
How's that?
Why the ducktail?
Isn't he cool?
But Kaito isn't the type of person who has hair like this...
It's a fantasy, so just assume his hair is naturally that way.
I wouldn't like a main character such as this.
-I can change that if you like. -Really?
-Let's start working on it anyway. -Yeah, we have no time for homework.
-We'll be manga artists! -Your dad is an editor.
It's your delusion.
-Let's ask him to read it. -Jump...
What? Jump?
Yeah. Okay.
-Sorry, Saiki. Just in case, you know? -Dad's magazine is their last choice.
Well, they will face reality very soon anyway.
-Shut your mouths, you idiots! -Kaidou's sister.
Sora!
Don't you guys need to study?
Sorry. We'll keep quiet.
-What's this? -That's...
-They want to succeed as manga artists. -Don't tell!
You guys are really hopeless. You're just trying to escape from reality.
And the story is not interesting at all.
How will you be able to create manga when you can't even finish homework?
Okay, let's do homework.
PLEASE VISIT THERE AND ENJOY
MIDNIGHT SWEETS
This program is intended for sweets lovers.
Your sweet moments, Midnight Sweets.
It's started.
It's a TV program that introduces delicious sweets.
I always look forward to it enough to wait like this for 30 minutes before it starts.
There has been a flood of complaints about airing a sweets show at midnight,
but I have a fast metabolism, so I have no issue with it.
I wonder what tonight's sweets are.
Our guest for tonight is an actor, Tooru Mugami.
Good evening.
Your face just ruined my sweet time.
Do you like sweets, Mr. Mugami?
To be honest, I don't like sweets very much.
Why did you accept the offer? Well, these siblings never stop bothering me.
-I don't like them. -Teruhashi's brother!
But my sister loves sweets.
It's a well-known fact that you love your sister.
Yes, so I want to tell her about delicious sweets.
Watch out! His feelings for her go way beyond fraternal love.
What do you like about her the most?
This is hard.
Bro...
First, she is the prettiest girl in the universe,
also her hair, the shapes of her ears, and her voice are the best.
And her smell, clear skin, hands, fingers and fingerprints...
I mentioned too much about her appearance.
Of course, I love her personality and everything.
For example, she is nice to everybody.
And she cares about family. She's smart, polite and considerate of others,
-but she sometimes wants to be cared for. -Too long.
-I think that's enough-- -What kind of show is this?
"Midnight Teruhashi"?
Excuse me, this is a show about sweets, so...
Are you saying that my sister is not a sweet?
She's not, is she?
But she gives me smiles a lot sweeter than any sweets.
-Does she? -Well, this is no good.
I don't feel like watching this anymore. I am going to bed.
Okay, let's make a fresh start now. Our sweet tonight is coffee jelly.
What?
-Here is the café we are visiting today. -I can't believe it!
I have no choice but to watch it.
This is their signature dish, coffee jelly.
They take 300 orders or more on a busy day.
Which café is this?
Look at this delicacy and its beautiful shape.
The spoon goes in like it's being sucked into it.
It shines bright like gems.
How does that taste, Mugami-kun?
Why are you there?
Mugami-kun is visiting with us to give some comments.
I wish he didn't.
Mugami-kun, how is it?
-Me? -You, of course!
-It's yummy. -So short!
Can't you talk about anything other than your sister?
That was a surprise. You visited there for us.
Yes, I did.
He didn't give any decent comments, though.
Which café was it after all?
Here, we've got the coffee jellies, the same ones as he tried at the cafe.
-Looking good. -Let's eat.
-I already tried it, so I'm okay. -It's not okay!
-I know that you tried it already, but-- -Then, can I have it to go?
Just do your job, will you?
Just edit his scenes out.
How's that, Mugami-kun?
It's yummy, just like before.
Since I put it in my mouth, my mouth has been filled with the rich coffee aroma
and I feel the beautiful harmony of its richness and savory flavor.
-It's so yummy. -He's just reading lines.
-And the comments are so lame. -Thank you.
-Here is the café's information. -Yes!
-This is so good. -The café's name is...
-I had no idea that it would be so good. -And it's located at...
-I should get some for her. -Their business hours...
Hey, shut him up.
And for this show's viewers only,
you can try the coffee jelly at half price!
I gotta go!
Tell them, "I love Mugami-kun" at the check out.
No way.
He has one final announcement.
Yes, it's my movie...
My sweet time was completely ruined.
-Kokomi... -Creepy.
What are you doing? Don't come in without asking.
I had a lover's spat with Kokomi again.
She said, "Don't talk about me on TV!"
What will you do if I get chosen as the heroine of morning drama series?
I don't want to share Kokomi with other people.
Okay, I'll talk about you not as my sister but as my girlfriend next time.
That's enough!
I don't think your agency would allow it.
Anyway, just leave now. Seriously,
-I didn't want to see your face. -What should I do with these?
I've have all these coffee jellies for Kokomi,
but she said she didn't want them and pushed them back at me.
What should I do?
-I love Mugami-kun. -Will you help me out?
Subtitle translation by Kanako Murakoshi